Occupy Wall Street and my Position

I am officially notifying the world that, as of right now, today, I do NOT support the purpose of the Occupy Wall Street Communists.

That puts me in direct opposition to such notables (and I use that word with as much sarcasm as I can) as:

• Al Gore - former US Vice President, former US Senator, current nut case man-made global warming fanatic.
• Jesse Ventura - former Minnesota Governor (D), former professional (hehe, let me giggle for a minute) wrestler, current dork.
• The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee - the DCCC!
• US Representative Barbara Lee (D-CA).
• US Representative Raúl Grijalva (D-AZ).
• US Representative Keith Ellison (D-MN).
• US Representative Louise Slaughter (D-NY).
• US Representative Dennis Kucinich (D-OH).
• US Representative Peter DeFazio (D-OR).
• US Representative Russ Feingold (D-WI).
• US Representative John Larson (D-CT), chairman House Democratic Caucus.
• Nancy Pelosi - former US House Speaker, current US Representative (D-CA), current incoherent screaming be-itch.
• Barak Hussein Obama - former Illinois state senator, former US Senator (D-IL), current US President (soon to be former), current race baiter, current class warfare specialist, current community organizer, current Socialist, current closet Communist.

And with such fine, upright American organizations such as:

• Leo Girard, International President of the United Steel Workers, today issued a formal statement in support of the OWS movement.
• Richard Trumka, AFL-CIO President, along with numerous other labor leaders and organizations, have expressed support and solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) movement.
• The United Transit Workers, the first union to show support for OWS.
• The United Federation of Teachers supports OWS.
• SEIU 1199, the healthcare workers union, supports OWS.
• The New York Professional Nurses Union supports OWS.
• The Communication Workers of America supports OWS.

Wow. Now, for what does the Occupy Wall Street movement really stand? The best I can figure out is:

1. Cancel all of my debt because I don't want to pay for anything.
2. Give me a house for free.
3. Give me free shit.
4. I want dope for nothing.
5. The government is supposed to take care of my every whim, instantly, without requiring that I actually do real work like construction, military service, or anything that would require that I become a productive member of society.
6. Anyone who earns more than a moth (I heard that moths really are on the very low end of wage earners) must have their money confiscated and used to buy me shit.
7. And fuck you if you don't take care of me!

I realize that I missed many, many, many stupid, illiterate, elitist, leftist, Communists, Socialists, Anarchists, etc. from my list of supporters so please forgive me. I also left out many Satan worshipers because I don't think they are sincere.